Weirdest Things You Can Buy On AliExpress
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Any product ever produced - whether in the present or past - can more than likely be found for sale somewhere on the internet. When you're in search of weird gifts, Amazon is a treasure trove of the bizarre. But the most unusual items seem to make it to another website: AliExpress.
AliExpress opened its virtual doors in 2010. Owned by the online mega-retailer Alibaba, the merchant is unlike its parent company. AliExpress comprises individual sellers hawking their wares, like an eBay or Etsy for buyers in desperate need of a Karl Marx bust or a urine collector. And those aren't even AliExpress's most outlandish items.
The strange finds on AliExpress follow no rhyme or reason and are often a mishmash of ideas turned into odd products nobody in their right mind likely wants. Along with the gag-gift potential, though, perhaps that's precisely why someone might want one of these unique items from AliExpress. After all, who else would own something so confounding and hilarious.
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Here's an idea for the medical or nursing student on your gift list (or anyone curious what being a proctologist is like): a rectum simulator. This advanced digital rectal check contraption supposedly offers a lifelike recreation of a rectal or prostate exam. You can even choose one of nine different types of (artificial) stool, to make the experience more… umm… interesting.
Good heavens, if you're ever in the mood to scare the living sh*t out of someone, this silicone "human" mask is the way to go. You can purchase a male or female version, though both look equally terrifying. The female mask is $474.99, but, for some reason, the male mask is $200 more. Probably to make up for the pay gap.
Memorialize a classic celebrity meltdown with this sweatshirt featuring a repeated pattern of Kim Kardashian crying (krying?) hysterically. Made of a polyester and spandex combo (classy!), the positioning of the images provides a 3D effect - as if Kim is weeping at you from various angles.
The Minions seem to be everywhere these days, from action figures and bedding to thermoses and wallpaper. It should come as no surprise, then, that you can purchase a Minions bikini from AliExpress. And it's worth the $7.77 for the strategically placed eyes over the nipples and the smiling mouth over the crotch.
This latex Vladimir Putin mask will make you a hit at any Halloween party.
Nothin' says sexy like a canine's face adorning your crotch. These boxer briefs feature a 3D image of a wolf's face, so it looks like you’ve inserted your junk right into the snout of the poor animal. Someone call PETA.
The next best thing to a real boyfriend! The boyfriend pillow is a plush, muscular arm and chest (complete with felt pec) you can wrap around your shoulder and snuggle at night.
AliExpress's breathable underwear isn't a bizarre product in and of itself. But the image accompanying the item makes it a classic. These undies are designed for maximum comfort and breathability, and apparently, make your peen emit puffs of smoke - like having a miniature Puff the Magic Dragon in your pants.
Who hasn't wanted to take their hamster for a stroll around the neighborhood? This teeny-tiny leash and harness keep rodents safe while they stretch their paws and check out the world. The product comes in blue or pink and is made of adjustable elastic wire.
This is a typical USB drive, except the plug-in protrudes from a plastic dog's crotch. When inserted into your laptop, it looks like the dog is humping your computer. Because… there's nothing funnier?
A lawn bubble ostensibly lets you enjoy the great outdoors while not coming in contact with nature. Available in a variety of sizes and prices (ranging from $90 to $711), the bubble consists of waterproof PVC and works for everything from camping to - get this - wedding receptions.
This ginormous teddy bear is so big it can be a heartwarming "I love you" gift and deterrent for potential intruders. There's just one problem: you're only buying the "skin," meaning you need to stuff the damn thing yourself.
Marry your love of Star Wars with your desire to stay dry when you purchase this lightsaber umbrella. The shaft of the unit is a "futuristic" LED light. And for the umbrella itself, you can choose from blue, black, purple, red, or space-age transparent.
Okay, so these aren't real LEGO bricks. But this fun, interactive coffee mug lets you build onto a BPA-free plastic cup as you sip. Perfect for caffeine addicts who need help focusing while loading up on coffee.
Insert a coin and watch as a single kitty paw reaches out to snatch it. This unique piggy bank became famous thanks to a cat GIF. It also comes in a range of animals, including a pig, dog, panda, and monkey - all of which will likely still freak out your cat.
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