20 Weird Things You Can Buy From AliExpress
20 Weird Things You Can Buy From AliExpress
Literally anything can be bought on the internet these days and AliExpress is an online marketplace that proves it. I’ve been browsing through endless pages on AliExpress to find 20 of the weirdest things you can buy. Of course what i find weird you may not but im pretty sure you’ll agree all items in my list of 20 are odd in some way. Fan of the zombie genre? Once you have finished reading this article why not visit my zombie apocalypse survival kit built using items entirely from Aliexpress.
A few of the items are NSFW but are low end and nothing graphic in any way. I did wonder if it would cheapen my article but they are too weird to leave out.
20. Black Spider Ear Rings
Suffer with arachnophobia? Imagine yourself in the queue at the
store. While waiting to be served you look up away from your mobile
phone and see what looks like a giant spider on the face of the person
in-front, you freak out and while dashing out of the door you slip and
crack your head on floor sending you unconscious. While unconscious a
homeless man steals your belongings leaving you helpless and broke……..do
you see where im going with this? These spider ear rings just cause too
much trouble and should be banned.
If you like them check them out at this link spider earrings
19. Chest Hair Hooded T-Shirt
No idea why anyone would want to wear this weird looking T-shirt
let alone pay for it. But at least 6 people are wearing it judging by
how many orders the seller has. If you don’t want an entire ugly upper
body you could go for this belly bum bag instead.
If you wanna look like a moron click this: Hairy T-Shirt
18. Giant Stuffed Chicken Wing
OK so you love chicken wings, and i mean you seriously love chicken
wings. Your boyfriend/girlfriend knows this and on your birthday he/she
brings you a giant stuffed chicken wing thinking you would be over the
moon. Are you over the moon? NO…..NO your not and you immediately dump
his/her ass. Seriously though, why would anyone on this crazy earth want
one of those.
Here is a link anyway to this stupid chicken soft toy
17. Anti Stress Fidget Peas
While fidget gadgets are the norm these days you don’t often see this type, the squishy pea fidget toy.
To be fair the wife says she’d love one of these (she’s a pea shelling
addict) but nevertheless i still feel it deserves weird status. If you
want something a little naughty or a fun gift for your partner get one
of these slow decompression stress penises instead.
Check out many of the other stress relievers: Stress Toys
16. Fake Poo Prank
These are nothing new i know but i love these
weird looking turds .
Mainly because without fail the mother in-law falls for it every time.
I once sent one of these boxed and gift wrapped to my brother on his
birthday as a prank. The prank backfired because a few months later on
my birthday he sent me the same thing back……..except it was real poo. I
threw it in the bin obviously and still to this day i don’t know if it
was his or the dogs.
Check out the other prank turds here: Poo Pranks
15. Squishy Vomiting Egg Yolk
Quickly back to things that de-stress people. A vomiting yolk. A
squishy egg yolk i can understand, people like to squish things when
they are stressed, but a squishy egg that throws up some sticky gloop? I
can only imagine that stressing me out even more.
Get yours here: Vomitive Egg Yolks
14. LED Luminous Eyelashes
I wasn’t sure if these should make my list because im unsure if anyone other than me would find these LED eyelashes as weird as i do. If you don’t then please don’t fret there are way weirder things further down the list. They make my weird list because i find it odd that we now stick LED lights to our faces and not just around the edges of our flat screen TV’s.
Get these and other types here Luminous Lashes
13. Smart Motion Sensor Toilet Seat Night Light
This battery powered little gadget allows you to see what your poop looks like under blue light, or red light, or purple light, 8 different colours to be exact. Im of the opinion that things we attach to the toilet rim this way are unhygienic, especially so if your little children like to spray pee all over the rim like mine do. If you didn’t have to use your hands to operate the colour changing button it wouldn’t be so bad.
If you want one click this link.
12. Pimple Popping Popper
I will never understand those people who get a kick out of squeezing pimples. My mother is one of those people and she makes me feel ill with this obsession of hers. More and more im seeing these pop up in stores (excuse the pun) in all kinds of forms. Its an odd toy, and a weird habit.
If you want one click this Pimple Popping Popper
11. Wooden Thumb Piano
This weird looking little thing is actually pretty smart and chances
are you have seen one being played on the internet somewhere, if you
haven’t seen one being played check out the video below. Check out how
many of these Thumb pianos have sold with an average rating of 4.9 out 5. Impressive.
Check out all the different types: Thumb Piano Kalimba
10. Imitation Grass Flip Flops
OK so we are into the top 10. This is where it starts to get really
weird. At 10 we have these grass flip flops. I don’t know about you but i
would get some awkward stares where i live if i wore those around town.
Apparently they give you that chilled out barefoot feeling of walking
on real grass wherever you go. Odd if you ask me but i will admit a lot
of people seem to be wearing them judging by reviews on the net.
Want some? Imitation Grass Flip Flops
9. Suture Training Kit
Had no idea these existed until now. The fact they are available to
the general public is a bit odd too. I mean would you let your friend
stitch your child’s leg wound knowing her sole experience was from using
one of these Suture training kits? No me neither. Having said that its
probably a good idea to get one of these in case a zombie apocalypse
presents itself.
Think you’ll need one of these?: Stitch your mates kit
8. Inflatable Travel Pillow
Probably more stupid than weird but here it is, the inflatable travel
pillow for people who don’t care what they look like. I mean look at
her in the image, she looks silly and frankly doesn’t look too
comfortable sat in that forward position. We take enough crap with us on
planes as it is, we don’t need anymore. The 88 people who placed an
order with this particular seller obviously don’t think the way i do.
Want a similar item that makes you look less stupid? Click this link
If you’d like one of these: Stupid travel pillow
7. Life-size Replica Skull
Looks like my mother in law this one. Not much more needs to be said
about this. They are just weird and that’s it. And you are weird if you
own one. And your friends are weird if they say it looks cool on your
desk or wherever you keep the ugly thing.
Are you weird? Get yours: Life size skull
6. Donald Trump Toilet Brush
Come on own up……how many of you have one of these weird trump toilet
brushes? or bog brushes as they are known in northern England. While its
one of the oddest things i have seen i’ll admit i do find it funny. In
Fact i find anything to do with Donald Trump funny, love him or hate him
you gotta admit he is interesting. Want his face on toilet roll too?
Click this: Donald Trump Loo Roll
Want one? Donald Trump Bog Brush
5. Silicone Rubber Lip Trainer
Just wear this for 3 minutes per day for a healthy and simple way to
not only lift your facial skin but to also get rid of eye wrinkles and
sagging skin around your cheeks. It’s main purpose is to slim your face
apparently and the other stuff is a bonus. The picture says it all
really. You could look worse though, check this horrendous face lift belt out.
Want to look a fool? Lip Trainer
4. Scrotum Pendant ?
(NSFW) Im not going to pretend to know what this does nor am i going
to google it because im afraid of what i might see. I am an open minded
person but hairy testicles isn’t an image i want to subject my eyes to.
OK so my guess is this gadget helps you stretch out your……. erm balls?
Like……it makes them hang lower or something? Apparently they come in
different sizes too and this particular seller has sold 48 and has many
happy reviews so they must do what they are meant to do. If you know
exactly how these work then feel free to comment below.
Want your scrotum stretched? Scrotum stretcher
3. Bum Hole Cleaner
(NSFW) One of the more weird things i have come across is this
erm…..bum hole washer thingy. Im trying to keep this article clean and
by doing so i need to avoid saying things like anus and vagina. Anyway i
think this attaches to your shower hose enabling you to easily flush
out your erm….bum. I don’t know why they used what is supposed to be a
sexy looking model because i don’t feel there is anything sexy about
hosing out your rectum.
Flush that butt: Bum Flusher
2. love Doll
(NSFW) This is Brad say hello. The seller didn’t name him Brad, i did on account that she looks like a bloke. Seriously what kind of weirdo wants one of these odd looking love dolls. I mean i can almost understand why some people would want/need one but some of them look hideous like this one. I will admit though that some of them are weirdly real, like scary real. Some look a little young too which is weird in itself. If you don’t like Brad you could try an elf instead.
Would you like a relationship with Brad?
1. Silicon Baby Doll
I deliberated over what would be number 1 for a while. And I decided
on this freaky looking thing in the end. I honestly can’t look at it for
too long otherwise my mind starts to think its being possessed. Its the
most scary thing i have ever seen and is definitely worthy of number 1
spot. If i didn’t know better i would guess it was the love child of
Donald Trump and Susan Boyle. Believe it or not people have bought this
female doll.
Would you like to adopt Trusan
BONUS Weird Items from Aliexpress
OK so when i come across something new i find weird on Aliexpress im going to add it to this bonus list rather than mess with the list of 20 i already have up.
Anna Mask
This would have made the top 3 had i saw it earlier. This has been ordered by 2 people so far but as yet they haven’t left any feedback, im curious to know what they think.
Its not just the mask that i find weird but the video of the person demonstrating it is extremely odd to me.
I cant put the video here so you will have to click this link to view the video on the sellers page.
Want One? Click Anna Mask
Vagina Steamer
OK so don’t ask me why or what it was my fiance was searching for at the time but she came across this and shared it with me. This would be in my top 20 for sure but i’ll add it here so to not mess up the current list.
This particular model can be turned into a facial steamer. Restore vitality to both your vagina and face in just minutes.
Get Yours Here: Vaginal Steamer
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